A blonde calls her husband from the side of the road, sounding frustrated.
“Honey, my car won’t start! There’s water in the carburetor!”
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Her husband, confused, asks, “How do you know there’s water in the carburetor? Do you even know what a carburetor is?”
She replies, “I’m not sure… but I know the car’s in the pool!”