A blonde walked into the dry cleaners and handed over her dress.
The lady smiled and said, “When do you need it back?”
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“By Friday, please,” the blonde replied.
As the lady took the dress, she added,
“Come again!”
The blonde grinned and said,
“No, it’s toothpaste this time.